The Secret Order of Episcopalians

a divergent church

You are invited to join S.O.E. today. Members of the Secret Order of Episcopalians take the following vows:

• I will never tell anyone about the Episcopal Church or my involvement in it.
• I will never under any circumstances speak of my personal faith in public, especially not in church.
• Should I choose to wear the cross as a sign of my faith I will keep it under my clothing at all times.

S.O.E. is an entirely independent dysfunctional organization. It is not related, connected, or in any other way affiliated with MEESC – www.env-steward.com, nor is there any connection real or imagined between S.O.E. and The Onion – satirical news on the web at www.theonion.com. The FTC has determined that no conflict of interest results from the interlocking co-chairmanships of S.O.E. and MEESC (the Minnesota Episcopal Environmental Stewardship Commission). Join today at http://secretorder episcopal.blogspot.com/

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